santa:

bandoge:

why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

image

  • me:

    I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.

  • obnoxious friend:

    Black Widow is an Avenger.

  • me:

    Did I fucking stutter?

the-fandoms-are-cool:

dancys:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | clip: ‘here to ask a favour’.

Fury’s face in the last gif tho

"this dumbass motherfucker wants tony stark to mingle with children

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.
Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)