I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
Black Widow is an Avenger.
Did I fucking stutter?
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
you know what really turns me on?
party at my house bring food then leave